Post by Sarah Adams on May 24, 2006 20:37:15 GMT
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My Hump: Filches' s version
Originally recorded by
The Black Eye Peas
What you gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'm gonna get, get, get, get, you stumped,
Get you hex stumped off my truck.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, Miss Norris and my hump.
(Check it out)
I drive the kiddies crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me not to nicely,
and buys lots of Zonko's prizes.
Gobstones and Dungbomas,
Biting teacups and Frog Soap Spawna.
I swearin', they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin'
Angry grin but I ain't askin,
My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my Miss Norris love,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump it has u,
They've got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all my nerves on them and spending time on stalking.
They've got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your nerves on me, on me, on me
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you stumped,
Get you hex stumped off my hump.
What u gon' do with all that sass?
All that sass with thumbscrews you see?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my moldy looking back lump.
(Check it out)
The Angry Wizard
Originally recorded by Toby Keith
Wizarding Girls and Wizarding Guys
We'll always stand up and salute
We'll always recognize
When we see the Dark Mark flying.
There's a lot of men dead
So we can't sleep in peace at night
When we lay down our head
Well I served in the army
Where I lost my right eye
But I got new one that I'll wear
Until the day that I died
I wanted my eye, my nose, my hands and me
To catch Death Eaters and live happy
In the land of the free.
Now this Ministry that I love
Has fallen under attack
A mighty sucker punch came flyin' in
From somewhere in the back
Soon as I could see clearly
Through my magical eye.
Man, we lit up your world
Like the 31st of July.
Hey Dumbledore
Put your name at the top of his list
And the Mr. Harry Potter
Started shakin his fist
And the Phoenix will fly
Man, it's gonna be hell
When you feel all those Giants
Start ringin your bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you courtesy of the of an Auror or two.
Justice will be served
And the battle will rage
You killed our big dog
so now we'll rattle your cage.
And you'll be sorry that you messed with
the Order today.
'Cause we'll put a broom in your arse
it's the Wizarding way
Hey Dumbledore
put your name at the top of his list
and Mr. Harry Potter
started shakin his fist
and the Phoenix will fly
man, it's gonna be hell
when you fell all those Giants
start ringin your bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
brought to you courtesy of an Auror or two.
My Hump: Filches' s version
Originally recorded by
The Black Eye Peas
What you gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'm gonna get, get, get, get, you stumped,
Get you hex stumped off my truck.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, Miss Norris and my hump.
(Check it out)
I drive the kiddies crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me not to nicely,
and buys lots of Zonko's prizes.
Gobstones and Dungbomas,
Biting teacups and Frog Soap Spawna.
I swearin', they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin'
Angry grin but I ain't askin,
My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my Miss Norris love,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump it has u,
They've got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all my nerves on them and spending time on stalking.
They've got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your nerves on me, on me, on me
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you stumped,
Get you hex stumped off my hump.
What u gon' do with all that sass?
All that sass with thumbscrews you see?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my moldy looking back lump.
(Check it out)
The Angry Wizard
Originally recorded by Toby Keith
Wizarding Girls and Wizarding Guys
We'll always stand up and salute
We'll always recognize
When we see the Dark Mark flying.
There's a lot of men dead
So we can't sleep in peace at night
When we lay down our head
Well I served in the army
Where I lost my right eye
But I got new one that I'll wear
Until the day that I died
I wanted my eye, my nose, my hands and me
To catch Death Eaters and live happy
In the land of the free.
Now this Ministry that I love
Has fallen under attack
A mighty sucker punch came flyin' in
From somewhere in the back
Soon as I could see clearly
Through my magical eye.
Man, we lit up your world
Like the 31st of July.
Hey Dumbledore
Put your name at the top of his list
And the Mr. Harry Potter
Started shakin his fist
And the Phoenix will fly
Man, it's gonna be hell
When you feel all those Giants
Start ringin your bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you courtesy of the of an Auror or two.
Justice will be served
And the battle will rage
You killed our big dog
so now we'll rattle your cage.
And you'll be sorry that you messed with
the Order today.
'Cause we'll put a broom in your arse
it's the Wizarding way
Hey Dumbledore
put your name at the top of his list
and Mr. Harry Potter
started shakin his fist
and the Phoenix will fly
man, it's gonna be hell
when you fell all those Giants
start ringin your bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
brought to you courtesy of an Auror or two.
